Prue, The Good Twin, tagged me with the Christmas meme — still not sure why it is called that, but I am guessing she saw my recent paucity of writing and thought she would give me a little jump start…vrooom, vroooom!
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? I have issues with scissors, and folding, and pretty much any activity whatsoever involving fine motor skills, so gift bags for me.
2. Real tree or artificial? I have only put up a tree once, and that one was real. The experience was enough to make me swear to never put up a Christmas tree again. I do like the pre-lit purple ones at Target though.
3. When do you put up your tree? Nevah
4. When do you take the tree down? The great loveliness of not putting one up is not having to take it down. While everyone else is slaving over the devil pine, I can sit on my couch and watch The OC. HaHA!
5. Do you like eggnog? Ew. I have never had it, and the name makes me gag. I was a Bio major and do not gag easily, so I am thinking it is best avoided.
6. Favorite gift received as a child? I really honestly don’t remember, but I can tell you my favorite gift as an adult — a few years ago my sister organized the family to get me a washer and dryer. After laundromatting everything for years, I can safely say it was the best gift of a lifetime.
7. Do you have a Nativity scene? Somewhere. I haven’t put it out since the great tree debacle of ’99. I have a strange obsession with historical accuracy in nativity scenes, specifically, I hate it when there are wise men in nativity scenes. Most scholars agree that the wise men did not arrive until some time after the birth of Jesus, and would have not been at the actual Nativity, so I always put the wise men across the room somewhere.
8. Hardest person to buy for? This year I am having a terrible time buying for my sister.
9. Easiest person to buy for? My mother’s husband.
10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A couple if years ago I got a devotional book for couples in a Dirty Santa. I’m single, and it’s poorly written.
11. Mail or email Christmas cards? Neither.
12. Favorite Christmas movie? Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? I haven’t yet.
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Um…..no? *refuses to look you in the eye*
15. Favorite things to eat at Christmas? Cranberry Salad
16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? Clear
17. Favorite Christmas song? The Atheist’s Christmas Carol by Vienna Teng
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Travel to the sister’s house
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? Nope. Neither can I name all seven dwarves. I am working on the elements song though.
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? If I ever get a tree, I want to put a garden gnome painted gold and wearing a tutu on my tree.
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas day
22. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Traffic, and the same dumbass 5 holiday songs being played everywhere
23. What is the “corniest” family tradition you do, or miss doing? The ongoing fight with my sister regarding the location of the wise men from my mother’s nativity scene
24. Ugliest Christmas Decoration ever invented? Those big inflatable yard things
25. Which looks the best, theme trees or homey trees? I like homey trees
26. What does Christmas mean to you? I have really bad memories from a specific event that happened at Christmas, and because of that I have had a hard time at Christmas for years. This is my first Christmas as a whole, healthy person, and so this year it means a new start, and a chance to build new memories.
I tag Heather, Holli, and Lisa